elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: frustgaytion, via pizza)

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

(via pizza)

(Source: sugar-honey-iced-tea, via dralokyn)

(Source: exornali, via alexdoesnthaveandy)

forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(Source: bluestiel, via alexdoesnthaveandy)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(via admire-the-small-things)

cryingvagina:

i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life

(Source: cyberblogging, via admire-the-small-things)